Atlanta's Hottest Hotel: Clermont's Secret Revealed!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the glorious mess that is the Clermont Hotel in Atlanta. Forget cookie-cutter hotels, this place… this place breathes cool. And, honey, it’s got secrets. Ready? Let’s go!
SEO-tastic Rundown & My Two Cents (And Some Snark!)
Let's be real, finding a hotel that truly gets you is a challenge. The Clermont… well, it tries. And it often succeeds in a way that's wonderfully, gloriously imperfect. This isn't just a hotel; it's an experience, warts and all.
Accessibility:
- Wheelchair accessible: Okay, I’ll admit, this is a must. The website promises it, but I always scope it out. The Clermont seems to be, for the most part, aiming for accessibility. Important to confirm specific room needs with the hotel directly. (Important: Call and confirm your needs explicitly!)
- Elevator: Yes, thank the heavens! You will need it, especially if you're lugging luggage (and even if you're not, because stairs after a night at the bar? Forget about it.)
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (My Personal Playground!)
- Restaurants: The Clermont Lounge (yes, that Clermont Lounge) is the heart and soul. I mean, it's not technically a restaurant, but it's a cultural experience. And a damn fine one. More on that later…
- Bar: Obviously. Multiple. The rooftop bar is killer for cocktails and views. Expect a crowd – it's popular for a reason. And don't worry, there's a lobby bar for a more chill vibe.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop: Yes, yes, YES! Because, let's be real, you're gonna need that coffee after a night at the Lounge.
- Poolside bar: YES! Imagine this - drinking something yummy by a beautiful pool.
- Room service [24-hour]: This is a massive win. Especially if you’ve had a late night and need sustenance that isn't a gas station hotdog.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax (Because, Let's Face It, You Need It!)
- Pool with view, Swimming pool [outdoor]: The rooftop pool is Instagram fodder gold. Just be prepared to share the space.
- Fitness center: Meh. I'd rather walk to that killer brunch spot, but hey, if you must work off those cocktails, you can.
- Spa, Sauna, Spa/sauna: This is a big draw. I'm going to be honest, I didn't get around to the spa. Next time, definitely.
- Massage, Steamroom: Sounds divine. Again, future plans.
- Body wrap, Body scrub: I'm so in, next time!
Cleanliness and Safety (Because, You Know, We Gotta Be Safe!)
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays: They are serious about cleaning. Which is a huge relief.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Kudos to the staff for this.
- CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Fire extinguisher, Smoke alarms, Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], Smoke detectors: Good to know.
Services and Conveniences (The Practical Stuff)
- Air conditioning in public area, Daily housekeeping, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, On-site event hosting, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events: all the usual suspects.
- Concierge: Helpful for recommendations and logistics, though I found the staff in general to be super friendly and willing to help.
- Cash withdrawal, Dry cleaning, Laundry service: Nice to have.
- Pets allowed unavailable: Awwwwww! (I wish I had a pet)
- Air conditioning: Because Atlanta.
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!: Finally!
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site]: Parking is a definite bonus, and free? Even better!
Available in All Rooms (The Nitty-Gritty)
- Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens: They’ve thought of everything. Very well-equipped rooms.
My Clermont Experience: The Good, The Bad, and The… Clermont Lounge!
Okay, deep breath. My Clermont experience. Let's start with the room. The room was gorgeous, stylish, comfortable, and modern. It felt sleek. The bed? Heavenly. The bathroom? Stocked with good stuff. The view? Okay. Not a view of the world, but of the pool and the city beyond. But here's the thing…
The Clermont Lounge: The Real Deal
You have to go there. I mean, it's the most famous part of the whole deal. It's a dive bar, it's a landmark, it's an experience. I'm telling you, it's impossible to describe the Clermont Lounge. It's like a beautiful, bizarre, slightly sweaty, slightly surreal party. The dancers (yes, there are dancers!) are legendary. The atmosphere is electric. It's a place where anything feels possible. It's a little bit messy, a little bit weird, but completely, utterly authentic. And it embodies the Clermont's soul. It's the reason you're booking this thing, isn't it?
The Imperfections (Because Perfection is Boring)
Look, no place is perfect. The service, while friendly, can be a tad inconsistent. There might be a wait for the elevator during peak hours. And, frankly, the noise from the bar downstairs might make it hard to sleep. But honestly? That's part of the charm. It's like being in a live, breathing art piece.
The Verdict: Book It! (But With Realistic Expectations)
The Clermont is not for the faint of heart, or the ultra-conservative. It's a hotel that dares to be different, a hotel that embraces the quirky, the offbeat, the downright fun. It's a place to let your hair down, embrace the unexpected, and make some memories.
If you want bland, choose somewhere else. If you want an experience, book the Clermont. Just… prepare yourself. And don't be afraid to order the drink. And maybe… just maybe… tip the dancer.
A Compelling Offer for Atlanta's Hottest Hotel: Clermont's Secret Revealed!
Headline: Escape the Ordinary: Unveiling the Clermont's Secret – Your Atlanta Adventure Awaits!
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Tired of boring, predictable hotels? Yearning for an experience that's as vibrant and unforgettable as Atlanta itself? Then prepare to be captivated by The Clermont Hotel, where every detail whispers of adventure, intrigue, and a touch of the gloriously unexpected.
Why choose the Clermont?
- Unleash Your Inner Rebel: Step into a world where the ordinary disappears, and every corner of the hotel is a story waiting to be discovered.
- Rooftop Bliss & Urban Buzz: Sip handcrafted cocktails at our rooftop bar, take a dip in the sparkling pool, soak in the city views.
- Indulge & Recharge: Pamper yourself with our spa, indulge in 24-hour room service, and recharge with daily housekeeping.
- The Clermont Lounge Experience: Prepare to be mesmerized by the legendary Clermont Lounge, a cultural icon that's more than just a bar – it's an experience.
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Sunshine Coast Escape: Salty Stays' Rooftop Deck Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to get REAL about the Hotel Clermont in Atlanta. Forget those pristine, picture-perfect itineraries. This is the slightly-hungover, "did I really just eat that?" version.
Hotel Clermont: A Gloriously Messy Adventure (and Mostly Worth It)
(Day 1: Arrival, Disorientation, and the Glorious Bar)
14:00 - Land and Luggage Lamentations: Landed at Hartsfield-Jackson. Ugh. Airport energy is ALWAYS the worst. Navigated the crowds like a slightly bewildered gazelle and finally wrestled my suitcase onto the MARTA. Praise be to public transport! Seriously, that airport is vast. Like, "can I find a black hole" vast.
15:00 - Arrival and the Anticipation Flounder: Arriving at the hotel. Checking in was relatively painless, which is HUGE. The lobby is… well, it's something. Let's call it "eclectic." Think vintage wallpaper, mismatched chairs that look like they've seen a thing or two, and a general vibe of "I'm not sure if I'm cool enough for this place." The room itself felt like the kind of place that whispers, “You’re going to regret this”
16:00 - Room Reconnaissance and Existential Questions: The room. Okay. Small. Quirky. The original windows have a beautiful view. I was greeted by a bed too plush for its own good, a bathroom that was just big enough to turn around in, and a vintage radio that looked like it wanted to play only sad songs. Is this what they call "charm"? Do I even want charm? The existential dread begins.
17:00 - The Clermont Lounge… The Legend: (An Anecdote of Overwhelming Delight): This part? THIS is why you come. Forget everything else. The Clermont Lounge itself is a goddamn Atlanta institution and it's the absolute pinnacle of the hotel. I'd heard the stories. Seen the photos. But nothing could have prepared me. The door man! He took my money. I think he looked like a cross between a pirate, a hipster, and someone who’d seen more than I have.
The show? Unforgettable. I went with a friend. She’d never been. We were both gobsmacked. The energy in that room is… wild. The ladies performing are absolute legends: Funny, confident, unapologetically themselves. This place is a world of its own. It’s chaotic. It's beautiful. It’s empowering. It's everything. I sat in awe, just genuinely laughing. I wanted to take a picture, but I felt like I might ruin something beautiful. I drank many questionable drinks. The lighting is low, the music is loud, and your inhibitions are gone. And you know what? It's liberating. I ended up shouting "Bravo!" towards the end of the show. I don't think I even like the word "bravo!" But it felt right. One of the best nights of my life.
20:00 - Post-Lounge Stumbling and Late-Night Snacks (or Lack Thereof): The Lounge! Left the Lounge with a spring in my step and a slightly glazed-over look. Hungry as hell, but…where to eat? Turns out, it was late on a Tuesday night, and finding food near the hotel was like searching for a decent parking spot in downtown Atlanta. Eventually, I settled (as I often do) for a bag of chips from a convenience store. Romantic.
(Day 2: Recovery, Rooftop Revelations, and a Dose of Reality)
09:00 - Breakfast and Regret (Sort Of): Woke up with a vague recollection of the night before and a pounding headache. The hotel breakfast was… fine. Continental. Predictable. Nothing to write home about, except maybe to say, "Don't expect miracles."
10:00 - Rooftop Views and the Crushing Weight of Reality: The rooftop bar. YES. The view is spectacular, especially if you like looking at a city through the filter of "maybe I should be doing something more productive." Sipped a coffee, took in the Atlanta skyline, and contemplated the meaning of life. It's a good space for contemplating. Beautiful and relaxing, but also…slightly depressing when you realize how much more you want to do.
12:00 - Exploring: The Unfulfilled Promise (and a Side of Disappointment): Venturing out to walk around the neighborhood. There were some cool murals. Some charming houses. But the neighborhood… felt a little… transitional? Not quite what I was expecting. Some gentrification signs. Some empty buildings. Maybe my expectations were too high. Maybe Atlanta isn’t the city I had envisioned.
(Rambling aside: I need to learn to embrace disappointment. It's a life skill, apparently. I am still working on it.)
14:00 - Poolside Reflections (and a Misunderstanding of Water Temperature): Decided to finally try the pool. It's cute as hell, but when I got in… it was freezing. I mean, ice-bath freezing. There's no way it was heated. Jumped right back out. A massive facepalm moment.
16:00 - Another Round at the Lounge… (And More Reflections): Back to the Lounge. This time, I had a clearer head and a deeper appreciation for the craziness. Just watched the dancing ladies, listened to the music, and thought, "This is unique. This is why I'm here." This feeling of acceptance is an important one for me.
(Day 3: Departure and a Pinch of Sentimentality)
09:00 - Quick Breakfast and Packing Panic: Brief breakfast, followed by a frenzied scramble to pack. Forgot half my stuff. This is my travel tradition.
10:00 - Final Hotel Farewell and a Lingering Goodness: Goodbye to the Clermont. It's easy to see it as old and a little rundown. But it is full of character. Full of stories. It's a place that embraces its imperfections. I honestly would go back.
11:00 - Taxi to the airport, and the lingering "what ifs".
12:00 - Goodbye, Atlanta. Until next time, hopefully."
Overall Verdict:
The Hotel Clermont is not perfect. It's quirky, and messy, and unapologetically itself. But it's also a genuinely unique experience. It's a reminder that travel isn't about pristine hotels and flawless itineraries. It's about embracing the chaos, the unexpected, and the moments that make you laugh until your stomach hurts.
Would I recommend it? Absolutely. But go with an open mind, a sense of humor, and a willingness to be surprised. And for the love of all that is holy, go to the Clermont Lounge!
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Okay, Spill the Tea: What *is* all the hype about the Clermont Hotel?
Alright, alright, alright! So, the Clermont. Where do I even *begin*? Okay, picture this: faded elegance meets unapologetic grit. Think your grandmother's dusty attic got a makeover by a particularly mischievous interior designer. Seriously, it's like stepping into a time capsule that's also a portal to a really, *really* fun party. It's honestly hard to describe. You just... *feel* it. The history? Layers upon layers. This place has seen it all - the good, the bad, the questionable. It’s a living, breathing character in the Atlanta narrative.
Is it *actually* haunted? Asking for a friend (who's me).
Okay, look. I am a total skeptic. I usually roll my eyes at ghost stories. But… the Clermont. Something’s different. My friend Sarah, bless her heart, swears she saw a shadowy figure in the hallway. Me? I just felt… *off* the whole time I was there. Like, a constant shiver down my spine, even when the AC was blasting. And that elevator? Forget about it! It has a mind of its own. It likes to stop on the third floor. Almost *always*. Is it haunted? I won't *say* yes. But... I won't *say* no either. (And I'd recommend bringing a buddy just in case)
The Clermont Lounge. Is it... as legendary as they say?
Oh. My. GOD. The Lounge. Okay, prepare yourself. This isn't your average dive bar. This is... an experience. A *performance*. First time I went? Utterly flabbergasted. I'm talking jaw on the floor, wide-eyed, barely breathing. The strippers, the *legends*... Blonde, the Queen… you *have* to see them. They've got more charisma in their little fingers than most people have in their entire bodies. (And their ability to balance things? Mind-blowing). Look, it's not for the faint of heart, okay? But it is, without a shadow of a doubt, one of the most unique, hilarious, and unforgettable things I've ever witnessed. Just tip generously. Seriously. They deserve it.
What's the vibe in the hotel rooms *actually* like? Are they actually nice?
Okay, so the rooms! They're not the Ritz. Not even close. Think… vintage charm meets modern amenities. My first room? Small. Really small. Like, I'm claustrophobic and I was starting to sweat small. But clean. Surprisingly clean. And the bed? surprisingly comfortable. Plus, the view, even from the rooms on the "wrong" side? Stunning. You are close to everything. It’s quirky. The decor is a bit… eclectic, let's say. But honestly, it's part of the whole charm. It’s not a cookie-cutter hotel. It's a place to actually *live* for the time that you're there. Just don't expect pristine perfection. Expect character. Which, in my opinion, is way more fun.
I heard the parking situation is a disaster. Truth?
Ugh, YES. The parking. Okay, be warned. It *is* a pain. Street parking is a free-for-all. Valet is available but expensive and you might be better off walking. Last time I went, I circled the block for twenty minutes, almost got into a fight with a dude over a spot (I won, by the way, just saying!), and ended up parking, like, three blocks away. Honestly, Uber/Lyft is your friend. Or, embrace the challenge. It's good exercise, right?
Okay, real talk: Is the food any good? What about the rooftop bar?
Alright, let's talk food and drinks! The restaurant downstairs, Tiny Lou's, is actually pretty great. I had the steak frites last time, and wow. Just… wow. The cocktails are fantastic. The service can be a little slow sometimes, but the ambiance makes up for it.
And the rooftop bar? It's legendary. Especially at sunset. The views are incredible. The drinks are pricey, but okay. But honestly, the views alone are worth it. Just… go early. It gets packed. Very packed. And be prepared to wait for a table. But trust me, gazing at the skyline with a fancy cocktail in your hand? Totally worth the hassle.
What kind of people go to the Clermont? Is it a mix of folks or like... a specific type?
Oh, the people-watching! That's half the fun, honestly. You get everyone! Hipsters, tourists, old-timers, young couples, bachelorette parties, business travelers who may or may not be secretly judging everyone around them... It’s a melting pot of the weird, the wonderful, and the wildly eccentric. I saw a woman in a full sequin jumpsuit once. Just. A woman. In. A. Full. Sequined. Jumpsuit. You'll see it all. In a good way. Embrace it. Don't judge. Just… observe.
So, the *Clermont Lounge*... what should I REALLY expect? I'm nervous.
Okay, Deep breaths! The Clermont Lounge. Okay. Okay. First off, leave your inhibitions at the door. Seriously. Just do it. If you're easily offended, or you're the type who clutches their pearls, maybe... maybe not. The language is colorful. The performances are... unique. But it's also incredibly fun. Like, uncontrollably laughing-until-your-sides-hurt fun. Be respectful of the ladies, tip well, and don't be afraid to just… let go. I was so incredibly shy myself, when I first went. I just sat in a corner, mesmerized, and it actually turned out to be the best night of my life, it was so unexpected. Oh, and bring cash. They don't take cards. It's a dive bar, after all. You'll get your drink and be amazed. The dancers are so old, so strong, and give the performance of a lifetime. Get ready. You've been warned and now are prepared.
I'm going to the Clermont! Any tips?
Okay, listen up!
- Book in advance: Rooms and the rooftop bar fill up fast.
- Uber/Lyft: Save yourself the parking headache.
- Bring cash: For tips at the Lounge, and for... well, everythingScenic StaysHotel Clermont Atlanta (GA) United States
Hotel Clermont Atlanta (GA) United States
