Tashkent's BEST 100m² Apartment: Luxury Downtown Living Awaits!
Tashkent's BEST 100m² Apartment: Luxury Downtown Living Awaits! - My Honest (and Slightly Over-the-Top) Review
Alright, friends, buckle up. Because I've just emerged from the gilded embrace of Tashkent's "BEST 100m² Apartment: Luxury Downtown Living Awaits!" and I need to talk about it. My experience was a rollercoaster of "wow," "oh," and "wait, did I just see that?" Prepare for a review that's less sterile brochure and more… me. Here we go!
First Impressions (and the Initial Panic):
Accessibility? Okay, let's address the elephant in the room. I am, thankfully, not currently utilizing a wheelchair. But the idea of accessibility is crucial, right? And based on what I observed of the infrastructure--and I'll talk about that more later--I'd give it a… cautiously optimistic "maybe." The lobby had an elevator, which is a huge win. But navigating Tashkent's sidewalks… well, let's just say I saw some potential… and some steep curbs. It's a work in progress. Accessibility is… evolving in Tashkent. This apartment itself, however, seemed to have a few accessibility features – like the elevator, which is fantastic.
Inside the Apartment - The Kingdom of Comfort (and Questionable Choices):
Let's get down to the nitty-gritty of the apartment itself, shall we? At 100m², it’s… spacious. Like, "could-get-lost-in-your-own-living-room" spacious. The listing boasts "luxury," and, well, they're not wrong. The interior design, though… let’s call it "bold." Think a mix of modern minimalism and Uzbek grandeur. Imagine if someone walked in and said, "More gold leaf! More patterned carpets!" It was… a lot. But in a good way, mostly.
- Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, alarm clock, bathrobes, bathroom phone (seriously?), bathtub, blackout curtains (thank goodness!), carpeting (a lot of carpeting!), closet (plenty of space to hide the questionable décor choices!), coffee/tea maker (a lifesaver!), complimentary tea, daily housekeeping, desk, extra-long bed (YES!), free bottled water (essential!), hair dryer (check!), high floor (yay for views!), in-room safe box (for my nonexistent valuables), interconnecting room(s) available (for those traveling with your entire entourage!), Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, ironing facilities (because wrinkles are the enemy!), laptop workspace (for pretending to be productive), linens, mini bar (danger!), mirror (for admiring or cringing at yourself), non-smoking (thank you, all the way!), on-demand movies (great!), private bathroom, reading light (for all that Uzbek literature I was going to read), refrigerator (cold drinks!), safety/security feature, satellite/cable channels (some good channels!), scale (the ultimate sign of luxury, right?), seating area (plenty of room for lounging!), separate shower/bathtub (fancy!), shower, slippers (I lived in these!), smoke detector, socket near the bed (thank you, modern civilization!), sofa, soundproofing (bliss!), telephone, toiletries, towels, umbrella (it rained!), visual alarm (important!), wake-up service (for when you oversleep in your giant bed), Wi-Fi [free], window that opens (for fresh air… and a potential escape from the décor).
- Additional toilet: Because why not?
- Added bonus: A bathroom phone! I mean, who uses a bathroom phone? But it was there, and it made me feel like I was living in a James Bond movie.
The Amenities – Where the "Luxury" Truly Shines (and Sometimes Misses the Mark):
- Internet: Okay, this is important. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! That’s a win. Although, the Wi-Fi in public areas was… a little spotty. Like, "buffering while you're trying to check if your stocks went bust."
- Dining, drinking, and snacking: I'll admit, I'm a foodie. And this place had options. A la carte in the restaurant, an Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in the restaurant, a bar, bottle of water, breakfast [buffet], breakfast service, buffet in the restaurant, coffee/tea in the restaurant, coffee shop, desserts in the restaurant, happy hour, international cuisine in the restaurant, poolside bar, restaurants, room service [24-hour], salad in the restaurant, snack bar, soup in the restaurant, vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in the restaurant I mean, the possibilities are endless! I opted for the buffet breakfast one morning. It was… an experience. The pastries were lovely. The coffee… let's just say it needed some work. But the sheer amount of food available was impressive. The room service was prompt and efficient.
- Wellness & Relaxation: My inner hedonist squealed with delight at the thought of the Spa, sauna, steamroom, swimming pool, and a pool with a view Everything was pristine. I spent a few hours in the sauna. It was glorious. Also, I got around to requesting a massage. Yes. The massage was the real deal, and it ended up being the highlight of my trip.
- Things to do: Okay, this is where things get interesting. Fitness center Yep, they have it. I didn't use it, because, vacation. But it looked… well-equipped.
Cleanliness and Safety – A Breath of Fresh Air (Literally):
This place takes cleanliness seriously, especially amidst the post-COVID world. They've got the whole shebang: Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, hand sanitizer everywhere, hot water linen and laundry washing, hygiene certification, individually-wrapped food options, physical distancing of at least 1 meter, professional-grade sanitizing services, room sanitization opt-out available, rooms sanitized between stays, safe dining setup, sanitized kitchen and tableware items, staff trained in safety protocol, etc. I honestly felt safer here than I do in my own house.
Services and Conveniences – Convenience is King:
This is where this place truly excels. Air conditioning in the public area, business facilities (including a Xerox/fax in the business center), cash withdrawal, concierge, contactless check-in/out, convenience store, currency exchange, daily housekeeping, doorman, dry cleaning, elevator, facilities for disabled guests, food delivery, gift/souvenir shop, indoor venue for special events, invoice provided, ironing service, laundry service, luggage storage, meeting/banquet facilities, safety deposit boxes, smoking area, terrace, Wi-Fi for special events. You name it. I really found the 24-hour services the best.
Staff and Services: The Heart of the Experience:
The staff were genuinely friendly and helpful. They didn't bat an eye when I asked for an extra pillow (or three). The concierge was phenomenal, arranging taxis, tours, and even helping me with my (terrible) Uzbek phrasebook. Their English was excellent and they were always ready with a smile.
Downsides (Because Nothing's Perfect):
- The Décor: I already mentioned this, but it bears repeating. It’s… a lot. But if you love over-the-top design, you’ll adore it.
- The Wi-Fi in Public Areas: As mentioned before the Wi-Fi. I had to find spots where the coverage was good.
My Verdict: Should You Book?
YES. Absolutely. Despite its quirks, the "BEST 100m² Apartment: Luxury Downtown Living Awaits!" offers a truly luxurious experience. It's a perfect blend of comfort, convenience, and a touch of Uzbek flair. It’s a place where you can feel pampered, secure, and like you’re living (at least temporarily) in a world of pure indulgence.
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Escape to Paradise: Stunning Jakarta Ocean View Apartment!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups. We're not just traveling to Tashkent, Uzbekistan, we're existing in a downtown Big Apartment (100m2/1076 sq ft) – my temporary kingdom of dust motes and questionable internet access. Let's get this show on the road, shall we?
Day 1: Arrival, Assimilation, and the Awkward Embrace of Uzbek Hospitality
- Morning (ish - let's be honest, jet lag is a ruthless mistress): Arrive at Tashkent International Airport. The heat hits you like a brick of sunshine. Passport control? A formality, really. More like a slow, deliberate dance with a bored official who may or may not be judging your travel outfit (it’s likely the latter). Luggage? Found! Now, the taxi. Negotiating the price is a contact sport. I swear, the guy added a zero to the price because I blinked at the wrong moment.
- Mid-morning (still clinging to the remnants of my coffee): Finally, the Big Apartment. It’s… bigger than I expected, actually. And the sheer emptiness? A bit daunting. I'll need a Costco membership just to fill it, but I don't think they're a thing here… uh oh. Furniture? Sparse. The sofa? Appears to have seen better decades. But the view? Overlooking a slightly crumbling Soviet-era apartment block and a bustling market - absolutely incredible! Real Tashkent.
- Afternoon: The Market Pilgrimage (and Culinary Chaos): Time to brave Chorsu Bazaar! Oh, the glorious sensory overload! Mountains of spices that could probably embalm a small army, glistening dried fruits that look like jewels, and… people staring. Not in a creepy way, but in the "what on earth are you doing here?" way. I got completely lost, bought way too much (mostly dried apricots, because, well, they're divine), and tried (and failed) to haggle for a tiny, intricately carved wooden spoon. Lost the battle, won the war: apricots for life.
- Evening: Dinner and the Language Barrier Lament: First attempt at local cuisine. Chose a place that looked authentic (read: the least touristy). Ordered manty (steamed dumplings) and plov (rice dish with meat and vegetables). The manty were delicious, except the juice from the meat splattered all over my t-shirt. So elegant. The server gave a pitying smile (likely thinking, "another clueless foreigner"). The language barrier? A brutal, beautiful beast. Pointed, gestured, and managed to convey, “More vodka, please!”…or at least I think that's what came out. Success! (Or, perhaps, a future headache.)
Day 2: Silk Road Dreams, Shower Woes, and the Unexpected Charm of Soviet Architecture
- Morning: Silk Road Splendor (and the Great Tile Hunt): Visiting the Khast Imam Complex, (huge complex including the Tilya Sheikh Mosque, the Muyi Mubarak Madrasah, and the Usman Koran, one of the oldest Korans in the world) which is mind-blowing! The intricate tilework, the sheer history… I spent an hour just staring at the mosaics, convinced I could decipher some ancient secret. The other tourist did not approve of my "leaning on the walls to contemplate life" shenanigans. Oops.
- Mid-morning: The Great Shower Debacle: Back at the apartment. Decided to shower. Water lukewarm at best. Eventually, the water turned truly cold. So, I sat. Cursing the universe and my lack of research. I then spent the next half-hour trying to fix that. Failed.
- Afternoon: The Art of the Underground, then Exploring the City: Tashkent's metro is an art gallery in itself! Each station is more opulent than the last, a testament to Soviet-era ambition (and probably a healthy dose of paranoia). Took a long ride to see the metro stations, the beautiful chandeliers, and sculptures. The metro itself is something else.
- Evening: Dinner and the Great Noodle Massacre: Trying a new restaurant. The food was amazing! I ordered a noodle dish with lamb. It was huge. And messy. Noodles everywhere. The waitress, a girl, was so kind, brought me a napkin to keep me clean and I kept spilling my plate.
Day 3: The Bizarre Charm of the Soviet Era, the Hunt for a Sim Card, and a Moment of Pure Joy
- Morning: The Memory of Tashkent Earthquake & Navoi Opera and Ballet Theatre: I went to Navoi Opera and Ballet Theatre. Then I was shocked, in 1966, Tashkent was struck by an earthquake, the city was substantially destroyed and that the site became known as the 'Solidarity Monument', where Soviet republics came together to rebuild the city and this moment, as well the fact that Tashkent has been rebuilt with all that history is simply amazing!
- Mid-morning: SIM Card Saga: The bane of every traveler's existence. Finding a SIM card that actually works. After an hour of going to multiple kiosks and failing to explain what I want to the shop assistant, I eventually managed to get a card. The phone call setup was not difficult, but I did not understand that it will stop working after two hours.
- Afternoon: Time to Take a Walk: I came to Tashkent to relax, I needed fresh air. From the apartment, I went to an old soviet building complex, I wanted to enter, but it was locked. I was amazed by the architecture. The sun was going down, I was so excited!
- Evening: The Best Meal Ever: By chance, I found the perfect place to eat! It was the best plov and shashlik that I have ever eaten, the mood was perfect!
Day 4: (Rambling Day)
- Morning: Feeling the Feels: Today I'm doing nothing. Sleep, read, look outside… I'm doing nothing. What's the point of traveling if you don't even stop and breathe?
- Afternoon: The Great Internet Mystery: The Internet is like a fickle lover. Sometimes, it's brilliant, allowing me to connect with the world. Other times, it’s a frustrating, slow crawl that makes me want to throw my phone across the room.
- Evening: Food Coma and Reflections: I've spent a week here. No need to rush. This is the feeling I love the most.
Day 5: Departure - Farewell, Tashkent, You Beautiful Disaster!
- Morning: Packing. The memories, the dried apricots, the remnants of various meals that survived (or failed) in the apartment, and getting ready to go back.
- Afternoon: Taxi to the airport. This time, I'm armed with local currency, a smattering of Uzbek phrases (mostly "thank you" and "where is the bathroom?"), and a healthy dose of bemusement at the world.
- Evening: Goodbye! Back to the real world.
Okay, seriously, what's the REALLY big deal about this "Luxury Downtown Living" apartment? Is it just hype?
Look, let's be real, I've seen my share of "luxury" flats in Tashkent. Some have chandeliers that look like they were lifted straight from a Soviet-era opera house (and not in a good way). Others… well, let's just say the "downtown" part was debatable, more like "slightly-outside-the-city-in-a-traffic-jam-hellscape." But this place? This… this is different. My jaw *actually* dropped. I walked in, expecting the usual, and… BAM. Sunlight pouring in, the view… oh, the view! I swear, I saw a glimpse of the Chorsu Bazaar, felt like I could smell the kebabs from my balcony (even though I knew I couldn't). So, no, it's not just hype. It's a proper "wow, I could actually live here" kind of place.
The real test? Invited my in-laws over (the ultimate litmus). They usually scrutinize *everything*. They even brought their own tea. But… crickets. Just silent, appreciative head nods. That's when I knew. This ain't just an apartment; it's a relationship saver. Okay, maybe a slight exaggeration, but you get the idea… it’s Good!
100m²? That's… not *huge*, is it? My cousin's got a *palace*.
Okay, your cousin's got a *palace*. I get it. Status. But 100m² in *downtown* Tashkent is…gold. Think about it. You could have a shoebox in the suburbs, or something manageable and chic *right where you want to be.* Look, in Tashkent, "location, location, location" is practically a religion. This place is cleverly designed. Every square meter is used. It feels bigger than it actually is, because of the light and the layout. Seriously, I've squeezed more people (and more luggage) into a smaller space in the train to Bukhara. And, let's admit it, most people will only use one sofa, one TV. Stop the unnecessary bulk. This is what you're after : elegance.
My problem with your cousin's palace? How often does he *actually* fill it? I'd rather have a place I can *use*, you know? A place I can actually *live* in, not just dust on the weekends.
What about the views? Because, you know, Tashkent… smog.
Okay, the smog situation *is* a legitimate concern. Let's not pretend otherwise. But this apartment is high enough up – high enough above the usual murky layer – that you get a really stunning view. And honestly? I've seen worse. I've had dinners in London that looked like I was breathing in fog. Here, even on a slightly hazy day, you still get glimpses of the mountains, the city's main landmarks. It's… uplifting. I stood there for a solid half hour just staring out the window. It calmed me. And in Tashkent, that is worth *gold*.
"Luxury"? What does that even *mean* in this context? Marble floors and a gold toilet?
Okay, no gold toilet. (Although, now that you mention it… I wouldn't *complain*). The "luxury" is more… subtle. It's in the quality of the finishes. The clever design. The appliances (they're decent brands , not some cheap stuff. I'm talking well-known brand, like the one i use to make coffee at home). It's about the *feeling*. It's the feeling of… well, of not having to *compromise*. The feeling that someone actually thought about how people actually *live*, not just how they *show off*. It's the difference between a cheap imitation and the real deal.
And yes, there might be a marble *effect* somewhere in there, but it's not the overwhelming kind. It's elegant!
Is there a *catch*? Because there always is. Is the building crumbling? Are the neighbors noisy?
Alright, the catch. Yes, there's *always* a catch. But I looked *hard*. Based on my personal visit, the building looked to be in good condition. The neighborhood seemed… pretty quiet, but Tashkent is a city: one can never be completely sure. The neighbors? Couldn't tell you. I didn't ring every doorbell. But the main catch? The price. It's probably not going to be cheap. Luxury, as they say, comes at a premium. But if you're looking for a premium experience, that is the price! The investment will pay off, just you wait.
What are the practicalities? Parking? Security? Grocery stores?
Okay, the serious stuff. Parking: Check. Secure parking, from what I was shown. Security: there's an obvious security presence, which, in Tashkent, is a major plus. Grocery stores: You're downtown. You're going to be spoiled. You can practically roll out of bed and be at a decent market. Proximity a major plus. That's the beauty of downtown living – everything's close.
Is it suitable for a family? I have a toddler and a dog that sheds like a Siberian husky in July.
Hmm… a toddler and a shedding dog in a luxury apartment. Okay, that's a tough one. You'd have to ask yourself how *tolerant* you are of potential mess. The space might be tight with a small family, but certainly doable. The dog hair… well, that's a whole other level of commitment. Think frequent vacuuming. Think hiring a cleaner. Think… maybe a hairless cat? (Joke. Maybe). It depends if the apartment has tiled floor. If the floor has wooden floor, i'd suggest to at least putting carpets. Otherwise, you get a good cleaner and it's all fine. I've seen smaller places with kids. And if the budget is bigger: yes, you can! Just you need to keep in mind the mess.
Okay, let's say I *do* get it. How do I stop myself from feeling like I'm living in a museum and actually *enjoying* it?
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