Escape to Paradise: Hacienda Santa Rosa de Lima Awaits in Yucatán!
Hacienda Santa Rosa de Lima: Yucatán’s Secret Paradise (Or, The Time I Almost Died From Relaxation)
Okay, folks, buckle up. I’m back from a trip to Hacienda Santa Rosa de Lima in the Yucatán, and let me tell you, it’s… well, it’s a thing. Prepare for a review that’s less "clean, efficient bullet points" and more "my brain, after a week of margaritas and… well, everything."
Accessibility? Let's Talk About It (Because I Almost Forgot!)
I have to be honest, I didn't thoroughly investigate the accessibility aspects. I was too busy trying to remember my name (and where the pool bar was). But they do mention facilities for disabled guests, and I think I saw an elevator. So, a starting point. Exterior corridors make things easier, but I'd definitely call ahead and ask specific questions if accessibility is a major concern.
The Internet, the Wi-Fi, and the Absence of My Work Emails: A Love Story
Alright, so Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! – a godsend. I mean, it's 2024, right? I needed to check my… well, my Instagram. But the Internet [LAN] and other Internet services? Honestly, I mostly used the Wi-Fi. And forgot about my emails, which was the real victory. And, speaking of public areas, Wi-Fi in public areas worked like a charm, even when I was practically wading through the pool water to reach the bar.
Things to Do (Besides Lose Track of Time): A Whirlwind of Choices!
This is where things get interesting. Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]. Good lord. You've been warned: this place is designed to melt you into a puddle of happy.
I spent an entire afternoon in the spa/sauna/steamroom complex. I emerged about three hours later, barely able to stand. I’m pretty sure I saw a vision of a spa attendant offering me a margarita right there in the steam room. They did the whole Body scrub, Body wrap experience and made me feel like a freshly-peeled orange. It was so good, I nearly forgot I had clothes. Seriously. I was this close to requesting a robe-only existence.
The Pool with view? Spectacular. I’m a sucker for a good vista, and this place delivers. One afternoon, I spent at least two hours just… staring. Thinking deep thoughts. About… what was I thinking about? Oh yeah, the next margarita.
The Fitness center? I glanced in. Once. Let's just say I prioritized other forms of exercise. Like, you know, walking from the pool to the bar.
Cleanliness and Safety: Because We Need to Talk About the 'Rona (Even If We Don't Want To)
Listen. I'm a worrier. I hyper-sanitize. The Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere – it did ease my mind. Plus, there's Staff trained in safety protocol, and they really seemed to be on the ball with Physical distancing of at least 1 meter. There was Cashless payment service, which I appreciated. And, the rooms were sanitized between stays. They even had a Doctor/nurse on call just in case I over-relaxed and spontaneously combusted. The Safe dining setup was also a plus.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Calories Don’t Count on Vacation, Right?
Oh. My. God. The food. Where to even begin?
Restaurants: Plural! There are Restaurants AND Poolside bar and a Snack bar! I became very good at moving between the bars and those Restaurants.
We had a lovely Asian breakfast and Asian cuisine in restaurant one day. But every other day, the Breakfast [buffet] was calling my name. I could not resist that Buffet in restaurant! Don’t even get me started on the Coffee/tea in restaurant. The Desserts in restaurant alone are worth the trip. There was A la carte in restaurant, and Buffet in restaurant, and even Breakfast in room (though I'm not sure why you'd miss the buffet!). The Happy hour was, naturally, a highlight. The Poolside bar was the scene of many questionable decisions, all of which resulted in pure, unadulterated bliss. I'm pretty sure I saw someone slip a tiny umbrella into their eye at one point. (It's the sun, I tell you.)
Room Service [24-hour]? Yes, please! The Bottle of water was essential. The Bottle of water, I repeat. The Vegetarian restaurant offerings? I wasn't particularly seeking those out, but they existed!
Rooms: My Personal Sanctuary (AKA, Where I Slept for 10 Hours Straight)
Okay, so the rooms. They're seriously gorgeous. Check out the Air conditioning (thank God). Blackout curtains? Essential. Bathtub, Separate shower/bathtub. And the Bed! I slept in it like I was a teenager and this was my last night. The Free bottled water, Complimentary tea, Coffee/tea maker? All the little things. I mean, who doesn't want Hair dryer, Bathrobes, Slippers, Scale?
Services and Conveniences: The "You Can Never Have Too Much" Department
Concierge, Daily housekeeping. This place caters to your every whim. They have Air conditioning in public area, Laundry service, and even Dry cleaning. There’s a Gift/souvenir shop (where I may or may not have bought a sombrero). There’s even a Convenience store for all those tiny, last-minute needs.
Things for the Kids?
They have Babysitting service. And Kids facilities, Kids meal.
The Slightly Messy Bits (Because Even Paradise Isn't Perfect)
Look, no place is perfect. I did encounter a few minor things. The internet connection, while mostly reliable, did hiccup a couple of times. The Car park [free of charge] was often full. And, let's be honest, I sometimes had trouble remembering which day it was. However, these are insignificant in the grand scheme of things. I'm also pretty sure the Room sanitization opt-out available option is in place, but I don't understand why anyone would want that.
My Emotional Reaction: I'm Already Planning My Return!
Honestly? I fell in love with this place. I. LOVED. IT. From the moment I arrived I felt like I was being enveloped in a warm, fluffy cloud of happiness. The staff are incredibly kind and helpful, the surroundings are beautiful, and the constant availability of food and drink… well, let’s just say it suited me perfectly.
This place is the epitome of escape.
Final Verdict: GO. BOOK IT. NOW.
Here's the DEAL!
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Okay, buckle up buttercups. This isn't your average, sterile itinerary. We're diving headfirst into Hacienda Santa Rosa de Lima, and trust me, it's gonna be a wild ride. Prepare for messy, honest, and maybe a little over-the-top me. Here we go:
Hacienda Santa Rosa de Lima: A Messy, Opinionated Adventure
Day 1: Arrival & Initial Jaw-Drop (followed by a mini-panic)
1:00 PM - Arrival & Grand Entrance (and a near-miss with a rogue palm frond): Okay, so the drive from the airport (after the inevitable car rental drama - seriously, why do they always try to upsell you on the insurance you clearly don't need?) was a breeze. And then… whoa. Just whoa. This place. Hacienda Santa Rosa is… well, it's straight out of a movie. Think colonial charm meets Instagram perfection. The entrance? Magnificent. The air? Thick with the promise of margaritas and relaxation. I nearly got taken out by a palm frond on the way to reception. My clumsy self strikes again!
1:30 PM - Check-In & Room Revelation (with an undercurrent of "Am I worthy?"): The check-in was smooth, thankfully. And then they lead me to my suite – a stunning space with a four-poster bed bigger than my apartment. The decor is impeccable. I mean, impeccable. And suddenly? I felt underdressed. Like, "I barely know how to use chopsticks, let alone belong in this level of elegance" underdressed. I spent a good five minutes just walking around, touching things (gently!), and wondering if I should curtsy.
2:30 PM - Lunch at the Restaurant (Where I Learned to Chill… Mostly): The restaurant. Oh, the restaurant. The food was incredible. The guacamole? Divine. The cocktails? Strong. And the service? Flawless (which, admittedly, made me a little nervous at first. Like, what’s the catch?). I over-ate, of course. And then I had the first real moment of serenity. I finally let myself breathe. I was here. This was real. And the world, for a brief, glorious moment, was a perfect place, except for the occasional mosquito bite. I had to go back to my room to get some bug spray - a testament to the perfection of the property!
4:00 PM - Reconnaissance Mission (and the Discovery of the Unexplained Humming): Okay, first, a quick scope of the hotel. I explored the grounds. Every corner, every pathway, every courtyard is pure visual candy. I even found a secret little pool area – winner! Then, I got a little lost. And while I was looking for the spa (spoiler alert: I never found it, I asked the staff, but I couldn't understand them, they did not have enough english), I started hearing this faint humming sound. Seriously. Like, a low, almost musical hum. It's the strangest thing. Is it the old machinery? The ghosts of hacienda workers past? I have now made it my mission to discover the source of that hum…
7:00 PM - Dinner & Sunset (with a side of awkward small talk): Dinner at the restaurant again (shocker!). This time, I attempted to be social. The waiter was sweet, but my Spanish is terrible, and I think he just felt sorry for me. I also had a very brief but terribly awkward interaction with another guest. We managed to exchange about five words (including "beautiful" and "tequila"), and then retreated back into our shells. The sunset, however, was spectacular. The sky was on fire. And I resolved to be a more sociable person… at least, until tomorrow.
Day 2: Deep Dive into Relaxation (with a dash of near-disaster)
8:00 AM - Sunrise Yoga (and the embarrassing revelation of my inflexibility): I committed! Early morning yoga under the trees. Sounds perfect, right? Wrong. My body revolted. I'm about as flexible as a rusty hinge. The instructor was patient, bless her heart, but I'm pretty sure I spent most of the class looking like a broken scarecrow. The view, though? Sublime. And I managed not to fall over completely. Victory!
9:30 AM - Breakfast Bliss (and the quest for the perfect coffee): Breakfast was another culinary delight. The fruit was fresh, the pastries were sinful, and the coffee… the coffee was a mission. I'm a coffee snob, yeah, I said it. And this place? The coffee almost measured up. Almost. I spent the entire meal meticulously adding sugar and milk, trying to achieve perfection. I failed, but I will persevere.
11:00 AM - Poolside Relaxation (and the Great Sunscreen Incident): The pool. Oh, sweet, sweet pool. I found my happy place. I ordered a margarita (strong, obviously), and settled in for some serious lounging. It was paradise. Until… the sunscreen. I generously applied a fresh layer of SPF, and then… splat. I knocked the bottle over. The entire contents. Right into the pristine, sparkling water. I looked at the now-oily water, then at the other guests. I wanted the ground to swallow me whole. I tried to act nonchalant, but I'm pretty sure the lifeguard saw the whole thing. I think he was laughing at me later.
1:00 PM - The Spa (FINALLY!) & Full Body Massage (that almost ended in tears): Okay, so after all that wandering… I found the spa! And thank goodness I did because after the sunscreen incident, I needed some therapy and after finding the spa… I needed it. I had a full-body massage. And OMG. It was incredible. I thought I would fall asleep, but instead, some of it hurt so much and I was in tears (I'm a wuss). I could barely lift my arms after the massage! I was a mess. A relaxed, slightly teary, but very-oiled mess, but still… a mess.
4:00 PM - Exploring the Hacienda (and a near-death experience with a gecko): Okay, I decided to do a proper tour, you know, be all cultural and erudite. I explored the main building. The architecture is really impressive. I learned something about the history of the hacienda, something about the owners. Actually, I think I’ve already forgotten what I’ve learned, but the building is charming. And then… a gecko. A massive gecko. It darted across the pathway, and I nearly jumped out of my skin and screamed like a banshee. I'm pretty sure I terrified the gecko.
7:00 PM - Dinner & Star-Gazing (with the humming still echoing): Dinner, again. You get the picture. But this time? I decided to stay up late, because one thing I forgot to mention is that the sky at night is something to behold. It was packed with stars. I decided to investigate that mysterious humming sound. I wandered the grounds, listening hard, following the sound. I think it's coming from… somewhere. But I still don't know where. I need answers!
Day 3: Farewell (with a promise to return, and to bring better sunscreen)
8:00 AM - Final Breakfast & Last-Minute Reflections (and a desperate attempt to bottle the experience): Another breakfast. One last chance for coffee perfection. I also finally figured out that the humming sound is coming from the power generator room! It’s not as mysterious as I thought! It actually is quite interesting! I’m leaving. But I really don’t want to.
9:00 AM - Packing & Mental Inventory (of all the things I didn't do): Ugh, packing is the worst, especially when you don't want to leave. I’m also taking an inventory of all the things I still didn’t do. Like, a cooking class, a guided tour of the nearby town (didn’t find it!), that art class, and actually finding the perfect coffee.
10:00 AM - Departure (with a tear in my eye and a promise to return): Check-out was, thankfully, uneventful. But as I drove away, I looked back, with a little tear in my eye. Hacienda Santa Rosa de Lima, you were magical. You were majestic. You nearly killed me with a palm frond. You humbled me with your perfection. You made me laugh, and made me cry. And, despite the sunscreen disaster and the gecko encounter, I'll be back. Next time, though, I'm bringing better sunscreen. And maybe a translator.
Escape to Paradise: Hacienda Santa Rosa de Lima - Your Yucatán Dreams (Maybe?) Answered!
Okay, spill the beans. Is this place ACTUALLY paradise? Santa Rosa de Lima, I mean?
Alright, alright, settle down, you eager beavers! Paradise? That depends. If your definition of heaven involves crumbling colonial grandeur, mangoes falling on your head (nearly happened to me!), and the constant, gentle hum of cicadas mixed with the faint sound of… well, who knows what the heck those birds were doing… then YES. Absolutely. I mean, the photos are gorgeous, and the reality is… let's just say it’s got *character*. Think less pristine resort, more… a beautifully faded memory brought back to life.
I went in expecting perfect angles and Instagram filters come to life. Reality? One evening, after a particularly potent margarita (more on *those* later), I wandered off the path and nearly tripped over a sleeping iguana. My perfectly curated sunset stroll? Ruined. In the BEST. POSSIBLE. WAY. So, yeah, paradise-ish. With wildlife. And tequila. And the occasional rusty hinge.
What's this "Hacienda" thing all about? Is it just a fancy hotel?
Okay, Hacienda 101. It's WAY more than just a hotel, my friend. At least theoretically! Think of it like this: Imagine a sprawling estate, once the heart of a sisal plantation back in the day. Huge, right? Santa Rosa de Lima is massive. Seriously, get ready for some walking. You'll be wandering through courtyards, past crumbling walls (again, that character!), and maybe even stumble upon a hidden chapel. Actually, I DID stumble on a chapel. It felt like Indiana Jones discovering something forbidden. (Spoiler alert: it probably wasn't.)
The history is palpable. You feel the whispers of the past, the ghosts of, well, probably bored plantation owners and their families wandering the hallways. It's less "fancy hotel" and more "time capsule with a pool." Keep in mind, things are old. Like, *really* old. That means… some things don't work perfectly. The plumbing? Let's just say it *sometimes* had a mind of its own. You’ll be fine, but don't expect Swiss-precision efficiency.
The Food! Tell me about the food! My stomach is growling just thinking about it.
Oh, sweet mercy, the food. It's… well, it's Yucatecan, which means it's AMAZING. Seriously, I haven’t stopped dreaming about the cochinita pibil since I left. That slow-roasted, melt-in-your-mouth pork seasoned with achiote paste? Forget about it! I ate that every. Single. Day. I was basically a human pig, but I have ZERO regrets.
The restaurant itself is in a breathtaking courtyard. You eat under the stars, surrounded by bougainvillea and the scent of… well, deliciousness. They also had some interesting options... like the fresh juice from the breakfast, so delicious. I would have had a whole gallon. There's also fresh fruit, and I had a mango that was, without exaggeration, the best mango I’ve ever tasted. However... the service is *relaxed*. Let's be kind, you might be waiting a bit. But hey, you’re on vacation, right? Embrace the "manana" mentality. Just order another margarita while you wait. They had it down to an art form.
Alright, the rooms... What's the deal with the rooms? Are they… creepy?
Creepy? Depends on your tolerance for history and a touch of the supernatural. I wouldn't say creepy, I'd call it "atmospheric". My room was LARGE. Like "could-fit-a-small-family-in-here" large. The high ceilings, the antique furniture, the… well, the fact that the door to my balcony creaked like a banshee every time the wind blew… yes, it had potential for creepiness. Especially after a few margaritas. I may or may not have slept with all the lights on one night. Just saying.
But seriously, the rooms are beautiful, in a slightly-faded-glory kind of way. Don’t expect a modern, sterile hotel. Expect the authentic. Expect character. Expect to feel like you've stepped back in time, maybe a century or two. and the bathrooms could have been renovated.
Pool time! Do they have a good pool? Because honestly, I need a good pool.
Oh, the pool. This is where Santa Rosa de Lima *really* shines. The pool is gorgeous. It's like a shimmering turquoise oasis in the heart of the jungle. It's big. It's inviting. It’s the perfect place to spend an afternoon sipping something cold and pretending you have absolutely no responsibilities in the world.
The pool is the star. You can float around, you can swim laps (if you're feeling energetic, unlike myself), or you can just sit on the edge and stare at the lush vegetation. Seriously, I lost hours just staring into the water, occasionally getting up to refill my margarita. My skin felt so good. And there was a lifeguard, good for those who aren't great swimmers. The pool area is a real escape. Forget sightseeing. Forget everything. Just the pool. Do it.
What about activities? What is there to do BESIDES stuff my face and swim?
Okay, beyond the aforementioned gorging and swimming, you can explore! They offer tours, of course. You can visit nearby Mayan ruins (Chichen Itza is a must!), explore cenotes (underground sinkholes, seriously incredible), or take a cooking class. I did a cooking class. I made… something that tasted vaguely of Mexico. Let's just say I'm sticking to eating.
The grounds themselves are worth exploring. Wander around the courtyards, discover the hidden chapel (again, spooky, but cool), and soak up the atmosphere. They have beautiful gardens, so many flowers! The staff is also very knowledgeable. They were very helpful, so I was able to work out some logistics with them. Seriously, just wandering around the Hacienda grounds is an activity in itself. Just… watch out for iguanas.
What about Getting There and General Tips? Is it easy to get to?
Getting there is a bit of a trek. You'll likely fly into Merida (MID) and then take a taxi. The road trip is a good way to get acclimatized to the Yucatan. It is a bit of a drive, so factor that into your plans.Rooms And Vibes
