
Fushun's BEST Kept Secret: Elan Inn Near North Station & Central Hospital!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! Because we're diving headfirst into the messy, glorious, and sometimes bewildering world of Fushun's BEST Kept Secret: Elan Inn Near North Station & Central Hospital!. Forget the polished brochure copy – we're going REAL here. This isn't just a hotel review, it's a full-blown interrogation, a confession, a love letter (maybe?) and a whole lotta "huh?" all rolled into one.
The Big Sell (Okay, Maybe):
Look, you're in Fushun. You're probably there for… well, I'm not sure. But you need a place to crash. And the Elan Inn, near those vital spots – North Station and Central Hospital (gotta love the directness!) – is… a thing. Is it the best thing? Let's find out, shall we?
First Impressions and the All-Important Accessibility:
Alright, so, "Elan Inn." Sounds fancy, right? Not necessarily. The name promises a certain je ne sais quoi that… well, may or may not be present. The whole "Near North Station & Central Hospital" thing? Practical. Brutally practical. It tells you exactly what the deal is: location, location, location.
- Accessibility: Now, this is important. They DO list "Facilities for disabled guests". Great. But details, people! Is there a ramp? Wide doors? Actual accessible bathrooms? The devil is in the details, and good lord, I'm hoping they got them right. I'm imagining a situation where they technically have something, but it's more like a well-meaning but ultimately useless suggestion. So, big question mark here. We need more intel! (If you have mobility issues, CALL AHEAD and confirm. Don't rely on this review!)
The Tech and the Wi-Fi - My Lifeblood:
- Internet Access, Internet [LAN], Internet Services, Wi-Fi in Public Areas, Wi-Fi [free] in all rooms! Okay, this is good. Like, really good. We live in the age of constant connectivity. I need my Wi-Fi like I need oxygen. Free Wi-Fi in the rooms? Hallelujah! LAN? For the old-school gamers among us, that's a definite win. Wi-Fi in public areas? Essential for Instagramming that delicious (and hopefully hygienic) breakfast.
The Relaxation Station and "Things to Do" (or Not):
- Things to do, ways to relax: This is where we start hitting the suspect button a little.- Spa/sauna: promising! Though, I'm picturing a slightly dingy, but hopefully functional sauna.
- Pool with view: I'm holding my breath. A pool with a view in Fushun? Bold. Very bold. Is it a good view? Or a view of another hotel and a parking lot? We'll see.
- Fitness center, Gym/fitness: Okay, I'm not the biggest gym rat, but hey, options are always appreciated. It could be a closet with some treadmills and some dumbbells, but it's still something.
- Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage: Now we're talking! If they're good, this could be a massive selling point. But let's not get ahead of ourselves; I'm not booking a body wrap until I see some reviews.
- Sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool: Sounds promising, I'm picturing a relaxing spa day.
 
Cleanliness and Safety – PLEASE Let Me Breathe Easy!
This is huge, especially these days. I'm a germaphobe, and Covid has only made it worse.
- Cleanliness and safety: Here we go!- Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification: This is all good stuff. Makes me feel slightly less like I'm walking into a biohazard zone.
- Rooms sanitized between stays, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available: The fact that they are offering an opt-out option is interesting. I wonder if that means they have something to hide…just kidding. But it does make me think about what I am really willing to opt-out of.
- Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit: Peace of mind. Essential.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Excellent. Hopefully, that training includes proper handwashing and how not to stare at guests. (That's a pet peeve, folks. Seriously.)
 
Food Glorious Food (and My Cynical Expectations):
- Dining, drinking, and snacking: This is where things get exciting, and also, potentially, disappointing. Hotels either nail the food or totally butcher it. There's no in-between. - Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: Options! This is a good start. Variety is the spice of life, and all that.
- Breakfast [buffet], Buffet in restaurant: Buffets can be a gamble. You could get a glorious spread of deliciousness, or you could end up with lukewarm eggs and rubbery bacon. Let's pray for the former.
- A la carte in restaurant, Bar, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant: This is, in a hotel like this, a surprisingly impressive list. I have little hopes for the poolside bar, but the fact that it exists is good.
- Bottle of water, Breakfast in room, Breakfast takeaway service, Alternative meal arrangement, Individually-wrapped food options, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: All the important things, especially the individually wrapped food options.
 - An Anecdote about Breakfast: I Once stayed in a hotel in a similar location. And the breakfast… oh dear god, the breakfast. It was a buffet, a buffet, I tell you! With mystery meats and suspiciously green scrambled eggs. I still have nightmares. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that the Elan Inn's breakfast is a vast improvement. 
Services and Conveniences – The Fine Print:
- Services and conveniences: This is where a hotel can really win you over (or lose you completely).- Air conditioning in public area, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Convenience store, Daily housekeeping, Elevator, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Safety deposit boxes: All the standard things. No surprises there. Good.
- Business facilities, Meeting/banquet facilities: Good for business travelers, which, let's be honest, are probably a core demographic here.
- Food delivery: Another very good thing.
- Gift/souvenir shop: Could be fun or just filled with cheap trinkets. We shall see.
- Invoice provided: Useful.
- Smoking area: Important.
- Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: Hmm, good to know but likely not a primary factor in my decision.
- Currency exchange, Doorman, Dry cleaning: Great additions.
 
For the Kids (and the Kid in All of Us):
- Babysitting service: This is a nice touch.
- Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: Okay, so you're probably not bringing a bunch of toddlers to Fushun, but it's good to know they're at least thinking about them.
The Nitty-Gritty – Rooms, Rooms, Rooms!
Okay, the rooms are crucial. This is where you're actually living. Let's get down to basics.
- Available in all rooms, Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens: A lot of options, which is positive, really.- Air Conditioning: Essential.
- Blackout curtains: Another essential. I need my beauty sleep.
- Free Wi-Fi: The hero of the hour.
- Hot water linen and laundry washing: If they're doing laundry, I'm in.
- Toiletries: Hope they're decent. No one wants to use scratchy hotel soap.
 

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your perfectly curated Instagram travel post, this is the REAL DEAL. We're going to… Fushun. North Station. Central Hospital. China. And we're staying at an Elan Inn. Deep breath. Let's see if I survive, and even more importantly, if my sanity does too.
Day 1: Arrival & The Grand Mystery of the Hot Water
- Morning (ish): Depart from… wherever the hell I’m coming from. Let's just say it involves multiple flights, questionable airplane food, and the existential dread of remembering I forgot to pack my good socks. Oh, and the airport? Utter chaos. Seriously, finding the correct gate felt like navigating a labyrinth designed by a particularly sadistic minotaur.
- Afternoon: Arrival at Fushun North Station. Okay, so, "North Station" sounds… promising. Like, maybe it's got a sleek, modern design? Spacious waiting areas? Nope. More like a bustling hive of activity, people speaking a language I understand only through some very rough Google Translate. I'm fairly certain I saw a man hauling a live chicken in a basket. Welcome to China, I guess.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening: Check-in at Elan Inn. The room. The Elan Inn room. Let's just say, it’s… functional. Clean enough. The air conditioning seems to be a grumpy old man who decides when it wants to work. And the hot water? Oh, the hot water… This is where the real adventure begins. The shower looked promising, until a trickle of lukewarm water that was more of a suggestion of warmth. My first thought? Maybe I will just boil the Kettle (The kettle! I can't live without it!).
- Evening: Dinner. Finding dinner took longer than expected. After a short walk down some alley (that even Google Maps wouldn't go to) I find a local restaurant. The food? Amazing. Spicy, flavorful, and I probably had no idea what I was eating. Ordered the chicken (pretty sure I got the whole thing).
- Late Night: More grappling with the hot water situation. I will win. I will have a warm shower before this is all over. The struggle is REAL, people. The struggle is VERY real.
Day 2: Hospitals, Noodles, and Cultural Misunderstandings (Probably a Few)
- Morning: Hospital visit. This is… why I am here. Let's just say the language barrier makes everything an adventure. The doctors were incredibly kind, though, despite the lack of shared vocabulary. And the waiting room? A whole new level of people-watching. Did I mention the people? I think they are all staring at me, or am I just being a paranoid tourist?
- Mid-Morning: Noodle Nirvana. Oh, sweet, slippery noodles! The restaurant I found (after getting hilariously lost again) was a masterpiece of simplicity. Hand-pulled noodles, rich broth, and a side of… something I couldn't identify, but it was delicious. And dirt cheap!
- Afternoon: The Great Tea Adventure. I attempted to order tea. It was. An experience. I pointed, gestured, and may have even mimed drinking tea. The server looked at me like I was a particularly strange specimen. Eventually, tea arrived. It was… interesting. Let's call it "acquired taste". At this point, I was desperate for something to eat, so I just ate the tea.
- Late Afternoon: Wandering. Just wandering. Exploring. The streets of Fushun. The smells. A complete overload of the senses.
- Evening: More attempts at hot water triumph. Maybe I'll master the art of the cold shower. Perhaps, I should actually read the instructions…
- Late Night: Writing journal. The day's events. Everything. It's been a ride. I think I'm starting to understand how the culture works, although I realize I probably haven't understood any of it yet.
Day 3: The Chicken, The Park, and the Epiphany (of the Hot Water)
- Morning: The Remaining Chicken. Remember the chicken? It's been… a lot of chicken. I've learned to eat it with chopsticks! (Yay me!). It's kinda lonely for a single traveler.
- Mid-Morning: Park excursion. A park! Lush greenery, people practicing Tai Chi, and just a sense of peace in the middle of a bustling city. This is exactly what I needed. People tried to speak to me. I tried to speak back.
- Afternoon: Hot Water Victory! And then… IT HAPPENED! After days of lukewarm misery, I finally figured out the shower situation. BOILING WATER! Glorious, scalding, life-affirming hot water. It's the little victories, people.
- Late Afternoon: Souvenir hunt. The quest for a meaningful souvenir. I ended up buying a knock-off t-shirt with a bizarre slogan. It's perfect.
- Evening: Farewell dinner. Another amazing meal. The food here is just incredible. The smells, I could die.
- Late Night: Packing. Thinking of the journey back home, and wondering what the hell I'd do with the t-shirt. Was this worth it? Totally. (Despite the hot water).
Day 4: Departure
- Morning: Last-minute breakfast. I ate an egg and some kind of pastry. So good though.
- Mid-Morning: Final walk around town. Fushun. You were an adventure. A challenging adventure. I think I love you.
- Afternoon: Departure from Fushun North Station. More airport chaos. More airplane food. More goodbyes to the East.
- Late Night: Arrive home, tired, exhilarated, and vowing to learn at least five phrases in Mandarin before my next trip. And to pack extra socks. And to learn the secrets of the hot water heater.
And that, my friends, is the messy, imperfect, and gloriously human account of my journey to Fushun. Consider this your permission slip to go out there and get lost, eat some weird food, and embrace the glorious chaos of travel. You might just survive. I did (mostly).
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So, Elan Inn near North Station & Central Hospital... Is it *actually* a "best kept secret", or just wishful thinking?
Location, Location, Location! What's the actual deal with its proximity to North Station and Central Hospital? Is it as good as the reviews claim?
What are the rooms like? Are they clean? Because, let's face it, budget hotels can be a gamble.
Is there anything fun or interesting about the hotel? Like, is there a lobby cat or free breakfast?
Any particular pros or cons to keep in mind? Like things you might want to be *warned* about, from a real person's experience?
Okay, so... would *you* recommend it? Seriously, be brutally honest.


