Strasbourg's Hidden Gem: Best Western Plus Monopole Metropole Review (You WON'T Believe This!)
Strasbourg's Hidden Gem: Best Western Plus Monopole Metropole – You WON'T Believe This! (My Chaotic, Yet Absolutely Honest, Review)
Okay, so buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea on the Best Western Plus Monopole Metropole in Strasbourg. And let me tell you, this isn't your grandma's cookie-cutter hotel review. We're diving deep, folks. Really deep. Consider this a rambling, honest, and slightly unhinged confession of a hotel stay that surprised the heck out of me.
First Impressions are a Messy Affair (Accessibility & The Arrival Saga)
Alright, let's be real. I’m not exactly a seasoned traveler. I'm more of a "throw-everything-in-a-bag-and-hope-for-the-best" kind of gal. My initial worry was accessibility. I'm not disabled, but I appreciate good accessibility. The elevator (Elevator) was a godsend – shiny and quick – and the facilities for disabled guests (Facilities for disabled guests), while I didn't personally need them, I saw them, and they looked solid. My immediate visual reaction: Good on ya, BW, good on ya.
The check-in (Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private])? Smooth, even on a chaotic day. They offered a contactless check-in/out (Contactless check-in/out), which is a lifesaver in our current world. Honestly, I nearly tripped over my own feet trying to get my keycard. The doorman (Doorman) was cool as a cucumber. Made me feel like a VIP or something. (I'm definitely not a VIP.) They even got a CCTV in common areas (CCTV in common areas), CCTV outside property (CCTV outside property) setup which made me feel secure.
Rooms That Won't Disappoint (Mostly!)
Okay, let's talk rooms. My room? Not a shoebox - thank you, sweet baby Jesus. I got a non-smoking room (Non-smoking rooms) (duh) with a window that opens (Window that opens), which, hello, fresh air! The air conditioning (Air conditioning) worked like a dream. Essential after a day of exploring Strasbourg's charming, but sometimes sweltering, streets.
The bed (Extra long bed) was… comfortable. Not the best bed I’ve ever encountered, but definitely not the worst. Soft enough to sink into after a day of walking. They also offered bathrobes (Bathrobes), which is perfect for a lazy day, which is exactly what I needed. Free Wi-Fi (Wi-Fi [free]) in the room? Yes, please! And they delivered! The internet (Internet access – wireless, Internet access – LAN) worked like a charm. I needed to do a bit of work, and it didn’t lag.
The bathroom? Pretty standard. Shower (Shower) was good, and everything was clean. The toiletries (Toiletries) were adequate, not great, not awful. I mean, let's be honest, I always pack my own ridiculously expensive face wash, anyway. They did provide slippers (Slippers) which was a good nice touch.
The Imperfections? The decor was… a bit dated. You know, the kind of place where you half-expect to see a rotary phone in the room. And while the soundproofing (Soundproofing) was decent, a bit of street noise still managed to creep in. Minor quibbles really, so minor. And the alarm clock (Alarm clock)? I couldn’t figure it out. I blame technology.
Food Glorious Food (The Breakfast Saga!)
Breakfast. Oh, breakfast. Let's talk about breakfast. They offer breakfast [buffet] (Breakfast [buffet]). The breakfast service (Breakfast service) was decent. There was a buffet in restaurant (Buffet in restaurant) with a variety of options, including Asian breakfast (Asian breakfast) and even a Vegetarian restaurant (Vegetarian restaurant) within the premises! The salad in restaurant (Salad in restaurant) was a delight!
Here's where I got a little lost: I could not find any information about the Asian cuisine in restaurant (Asian cuisine in restaurant), which was a big let-down. I was there to consume all the food I can, but I guess I just missed it.
The coffee/tea in restaurant (Coffee/tea in restaurant) was available, which saved my morning. I NEED caffeine. They provided breakfast in room (Breakfast in room) option, I could've ordered, but I am a buffet baby!
The Spa & Relaxation – Did I even See This?
Okay, so, full disclosure: I didn’t get the chance to use the spa (Spa, Spa/sauna) or sauna (Sauna). I saw the fitness center (Fitness center, Gym/fitness), but the thought of working out on vacation made me actively shudder. However, I did peek in, and it looked… well-equipped.
The pool with view (Pool with view)? Didn't see it. (Maybe I'm blind. Maybe it's one of those secret pools.)
Cleanliness and Safety – The Post-Apocalyptic Hotel Experience (In a Good Way!)
Look, in these times, cleanliness is King (or Queen!). And the Monopole Metropole took it seriously. They had daily disinfection in common areas (Daily disinfection in common areas), individually-wrapped food options (Individually-wrapped food options), and sanitized kitchen and tableware items (Sanitized kitchen and tableware items). I noticed the hand sanitizer (Hand sanitizer) stations everywhere. Felt safe. Like, really safe. The staff were wearing masks, and there was physical distancing of at least 1 meter (Physical distancing of at least 1 meter) being attempted. They took safety seriously, and I appreciated it.
The Extra Perks (and Some Missing Pieces)
- Bar (Bar), Poolside bar (Poolside bar): I saw these, but didn't partake. I was busy eating.
- Concierge (Concierge): Helpful, informative. Knew all the hotspots.
- Laundry service (Laundry service): Handy for the inevitable travel spills.
- Meeting/banquet facilities (Meeting/banquet facilities): Looked posh, but I was there for pleasure, not business.
- Car park [free of charge] (Car park [free of charge]): Always a bonus.
- Pets allowed (Pets allowed unavailable): Didn't see any pets.
- Family/child friendly (Family/child friendly): Saw a few families around, and it seemed kid-friendly.
I will be honest when I tell you that the gift/souvenir shop (Gift/souvenir shop) was a bit understocked. But hey, there are worse things in life.
The Verdict: Strasbourg's Hidden Gem… Maybe Not That Hidden.
So, is the Best Western Plus Monopole Metropole a hidden gem? Perhaps not completely. It's got a stellar location, solid service, and is very comfortable. Would I stay there again? Absolutely. It's a great basecamp for exploring Strasbourg.
It's not perfection, mind you. But it's a damn good hotel that’s trying hard. And sometimes, that’s all you need.
The Emotional Takeaway: I felt comfortable, safe, and well-fed (critical!). I didn’t have to worry about little things, and it let me focus on enjoying this beautiful city.
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Shirdi's BEST Kept Secret? ✨ Hotel D Grand Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercup. This isn't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. This is a surviving in Strasbourg itinerary, cooked up with a healthy dose of jet lag and a whole lot of caffeine. We're at the Best Western Plus Monopole Metropole (fancy name, hopefully comfy beds!), and let's be honest, I'm just praying I don't accidentally order a plate of something weird and end up regretting it for days.
Strasbourg: A Messy Adventure (Because Life Is)
Day 1: Arrival, Existential Dread, and Pretzel Obsession
1:00 PM (ish) - Arrival & Hotel Chaos: Okay, landing was…let's just say the pilot apparently thought he was auditioning for a rollercoaster. My luggage, of course, didn't arrive with me. Wonderful. The hotel, bless its heart, seems to be fighting a losing battle against some truly aggressive pigeons. Check-in was a blur of sleep deprivation and broken French (mine, mostly). Seriously, why do they have so many keys?!
2:00 PM - Room Reconnaissance & The Question Mark of the Shower: My room! Not bad. Clean, at least. Although, that shower… I spent a solid five minutes trying to decipher the water pressure system. Is it a dial? A lever? Some kind of ancient ritual? Fingers crossed for hot water. Also, did anyone else feel a sudden, overwhelming wave of existential dread upon arriving in a new city? No? Just me? Okay. Maybe I'm just hungry.
3:00 PM - First Contact & the Pretzel Pilgrimage: Found a Boulangerie! Ah, the smell of yeast. It’s intoxicating; it will sustain us. I ordered a pretzel. Not just any pretzel, mind you. A giant pretzel. With butter, of course. It was…perfection. Crispy, salty, doughy…I'm pretty sure I wept a little. Walked around for a bit, admiring the half-timbered houses. It was like stepping into a fairy tale, except with a very large pretzel in my hand.
4:00 PM - The Cathedral Stare-Down: The Strasbourg Cathedral. Wow. Just…wow. I stood there, slack-jawed, for a good fifteen minutes. Felt incredibly small and insignificant, which is the best way to feel around those monuments. I swear, those stained-glass windows are judging me.
5:00 PM - Lost in Translation (and a little tipsy from the unexpected champagne): Wandered through the Petite France district. It's picture-postcard pretty. Probably too pretty. Took some photos for my Instagram, or what's the point? Ended up stumbling into a charming little wine bar (because, duh). The bartender, a friendly woman, poured a glass of local wine. And then another. And then, because I "looked as if [I] needed it" apparently, a glass of champagne. Suddenly, the world seemed a lot brighter. I understood some French.
7:00 PM - Dinner Disaster (kinda): Found a restaurant that looked promising. I attempted to order dinner. I think I mostly just made confused noises and pointed a lot. I ended up with something…meat-based…with potatoes. It was…edible. The waiter seemed amused by my stumbling attempts at pronunciation.
8:30 PM - Early Night…or not? Back to the hotel. Exhausted. Jet lag is kicking my butt. I should probably go to bed…but the hotel bar is calling my name and the French people seem to be having a good time. Well, maybe just…one more drink.
Day 2: History, Hunters, and a Determined Nap
9:00 AM - Breakfast Roulette: Breakfast at the hotel. Hoping for something other than scrambled eggs. Their coffee isn't the best, but I need the caffeine to actually function.
10:00 AM - The Historical Tour of Doom (aka, the museums): Okay, first stop: the Musée Alsacien. I love history; I also tend to fall asleep in museums. The exhibits were interesting, but I'm not sure all the details settled in my brain. I have this horrible feeling I'll confuse all their names later.
12:00 PM - Lunch and a Brief Mental Breakdown: Grabbed a sandwich from a boucherie. More delicious bread! Eating is truly the most accessible part of travel. Feeling slightly overwhelmed by all the options. Do I really have to choose what to do next?
1:00 PM - Hunting the Hunters! The Secret Life of a Gunsmith On a whim, I found some places that sell old guns, and ended up in a shop of gunsmiths. I have been looking for an antique revolver, and apparently, I’m actually the only person looking to do so. A very kind man told me the nuances of an old gun. This gave me a small sense of excitement, but I was wary of my own excitement.
3:00 PM - Nap Time (and Praying for Dreams): Back at the hotel. I needed a nap. A long nap. I don’t care about museums; I am falling asleep in it. Pray for a good dream that is worth waking up for!
6:00 PM - Pre-Dinner Stroll and a Bargain: Walked around the Place Kleber. I found my way back to the market and bought some local snacks. Feeling less lost, more relaxed. This is the best way to enjoy something.
7:00 PM - Dinner and a Potential Misunderstanding…: Found a restaurant with outdoor seating. Ordered some tarte flambée (essentially, a thin-crust pizza). Delicious. The waiter asked me a question in French, which meant I had to start my charade again. The look on his face when tried to explain that I'd like more water was truly something to be seen.
8:30 PM - Wine Bar, Round Two (and the inevitable regrets): Back to the wine bar. Because, France. And because, why not? Probably talking a little too much to the friendly bartender. Tomorrow, I'll understand all the things I said tonight with profound clarity.
Day 3: The Day of the River Cruise (and a Goodbye, For Now)
9:00 AM - The Quest for the Perfect Croissant: The search for that perfect croissant continues. I need my morning ritual, and I don't want to go home until I get one.
10:00 AM - The Batorama River Cruise: A Moment of Genuine Joy: Actually signed up for a river cruise. The Batorama! Finally did something touristy. It was actually pretty cool. Saw the city from a different angle. Maybe I am not so bad.
12:00 PM - Lunch and a Last Pre-Departure Bite: Quick lunch. More tarte flambée. Maybe a crepe. I'm not sure.
1:00 PM - Some more shopping and goodbye: Picked up some souvenirs, said goodbye to more people, and then I’m probably going to cry on the plane.
2:00 PM - Departure: Airport. Goodbye, Strasbourg. You were messy, beautiful, confusing, and mostly delicious. I'll be back. Eventually. When I've saved enough money to never have to worry about the cost of a croissant again.
Best Western Plus Monopole Metropole: Unfiltered FAQs (Because Let's Be Real)
Okay, spill. Is this place actually a "hidden gem" or just marketing fluff?
The location – is it REALLY that good? I'm envisioning a maze of cobblestones and lost tourists.
The rooms… are they actually 'plus' or are we talking budget motel vibes?
What about the breakfast? I'm a breakfast person. Will I be heartbroken?
The train station. Is it a nightmare? The reviews are mixed.
Customer Service? Was it the "helpful French" or the "snobby French"? Be honest.
Any major downsides? Be real.
The BEST thing you found?
Would you go back? Would *I* like this place?
